So, instead of writing my Religion Essay that's due the day after tomorrow I decided to hunt through old deviations for the random comment wars
and I had.
This is the first of two... and I'm not sure what happened to the end of it. It seems to have been cut off with the new comment system DeviantArt has put in.
Anyways, enjoy the madness!!
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Regis:
It sorta reminds me of Mr.Gameandwatch
(sorry, can’t spell)
Annemar:
It does!
R:
Attack of the bacon!
A:
I’ll hit you with my frying pan! (or… is that Peach?...)
R:
I think that’s peach… but Mr. Gameandwatch has the frying pan with bacon in it…
A:
Ahhh, that’s where it was coming from.
R:
* chucks turnip at head*
A:
* chucks Peach at head*
R:
* EPIC DODGE*
* chucks Pitt right back
“kyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakya!” :giggles:
A:
:giggles: ?
* chucks Ganon AND Bowser!!! Watches as Regis crumples under their incredible weight!*
R:
Btw…
* blows magical horn*
* man-sheik runs in magesticaly*
“toooo the rescue!”
* Regis hurls Wario’s supah-hog at Annemar*
“FOR THE WIN!”
A:
* Turns into a dragon*
* flamebroils man-sheik and Wario’s supah-hog*
“FOR GONDOR!!!”
R:
“FOR MAN TIGHTS!”
* as hoards of man-elves surge forward, coating dragon in man-hotness*
A:
Why thank you (for all the man-elf hotness)!!
* steals away all the elves*
Now I shall go and create my own yacht full of man-elf slaves!!
R:
* steals Annemar’s dad*
“now I shall clone Ben Barnes and the Jr. Spanish Soccer team… and RULE THE WORLD!”
* cackles like a crazy person*
* strokes Ben*
“mmmm… british…”
A:
My dad?... (scientific knowledge?) * blink blink*
* steals Regis’s cats*
Ohohohohohohoho!!
R:
“GREEEEEEWR!”
* epic super steal back*
“NO TOUCHIE MY KITTY”
“NAUGHTY SAUSAGE!”
A:
* steals back her dad in the confusion*
No cloning for you!! XD
* summons Fenrir*
“Strike oh awesome Norse wolf god-demon thing!!”
R:
“I AM BEOWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULF!”
* epic necked norse hero runs at Annemar, scarring both her and her dad*
“now you is stress-blind!”
fufufufufufufufufu…
“now go put some pants on…NOT… NO PANTZ!”
A:
* summons Grendel in time for him to hear NO PANTZ yelled out*
Grendel: “ARRRRGH! MY EAR!!”
* rushed Regis in all his slimy grossness*
R:
“ew… gross!”
* summons super golden dragon/he-man*
* dragon eats Grendel and the rest of Tokio Hotel*
“I AM VICTORIOUS!”
* epic pose of awesomeness*
A:
* turns into dragon (which also happens to be golden)*
“I rip you out of the sky!!! Wyvern!!!”
* saves the rest of Tokio Hotel while she’s at it* (how can they make music without the entire band?)
R:
* Tokio Hotel is in fact saved but… covered in partly digested Grendel*
“nasty!”
“fufufufufu”
* PHIL COLLINS starts singing epic rock ballad*
Annemar: “mah ears… they bleed”
“waily waliy waliy!”
A: * chucks the wee free men on Phil Collins*
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Here starts the second war. Once again I seem to remember there being more, but either it was on another deviation or the bits that would have been hidden were cut off...
Again it's between
and myself
R:
Ack… just realized that it looks like I have jay leno’s chin and my hair is all fussy… damn… * does Arashi’s hampter hair fix*
A:
Teehee! Fuzzy hair!!!
R:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A:
* Pats on head* (literally, since I’m sitting right beside you now…
R:
KIDNEY SHOCK OF DOOM!
… fufufufu… and you didn’t see it coming!
A:
Oh noes!!!
* whacks over the head with said fish*
R:
My fish!
FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* chucks Gerard Butler*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Butler…
A:
* catches Gerard Butler* Mine now!!!
R:
Meh…
I still have Ben Barnes!
Nyanya!
A:
You won’t have him for long!!!
* sends her loyal tent-wraiths to kidnap Caspian*
R:
“THWACK”
* hits wraiths with baseball bat*
“try and take him… if you dare!”
A:
* wraiths pull out modern explosive weapons*
“…………………..!!!” ( “FOR THE WINNING OF THE WIN!!!” )
R:
* pulls Godzilla out of super suitcase*
“FOR THE EPIC WINNING OF THE WIN!”
* Godzilla ravages downtown Tokyo*
“…damn”
* … FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… with Ben Barnes*
“you can have your dad back now”
A:
Oh noes! Not Tokyo!!! * gasp*
At least it wasn’t Tokio Hotel!!
R:
* she says while Godzilla chomps noisily on something sounding suspiciously German… and femmy*
A:
Oh no!!
* rushes in to the rescue!*
* saves German band and kills Godzilla all in one fell swoop!!!!*
R:
* steals Tom back*
“my smexy lady-husband!”
“hiho Silver AWAY… guttentag everybody!”
* rides off into the distance with she-male husband*
A:
* watches her go*
Isn’t the main singer’s name Bill? * shrugs*
* steals Bill and gallops off into the distance on Brushfire (aka: the demon horse)*
R:
“damn… good thing I actually stole Bill who is now dressed like Tom. You are simply running away with… PHIL COLLINS!”
“OH SNAP!”
A:
* Regis is chased by money collectors for not paying her bills*
“AHAHAHAHAHA!!” * pulls the mask off Phil Collins to reveal… BILL from Tokio Hotel*
R:
“but wait…”
* rips mask off the money collector only to find that it is… Bill*
“sweet”
* Annemar rips mask of the supposed Bill only to find… that it is PHIL COLLINS… AGAIN!*
A:
* uses a replacement jutsu on Phil Collins – Phil is switched with Bill* (her… it rhymes!! XD )
“BWAHAHAHAHA!!”
* sends out a seeker bunny missile to smite Regis*
* it races off into the distance*
* there’s an explosion*
R:
* Regis steps miraculously out of the flames carrying something on her back… what is it?... it looks like… Bill! But how can this be? It seems as though Bill was somehow attached to the missile*
“ Poor Bill… I will nurse you back to health… fufufufu!”
* this can only mean… that Annemar is left alone with… PHIL COLLINS! Gasp!*
A:
* dumps Phil Collins in a lake*
“(maybe it will drown out the singing… )”
* skips over to help Regis nurse Bill back to health (and scold him for doing such a silly thing as hold onto a missile… )*
“With our combined might how could anyone resist becoming our man-slave?”
R:
“hmmm… tempting offer…”
* imagines all the Bill she could ever want*
“deal… but only on one condition… you must… marry… ZOMBIE PHIL COLLINS!”
“fufufufufufu!”
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Clubs:
Where we be.
Neutral
Cheerful
Wow!
Lazy
